Man Cat Monday Marvel

Me and Uncle MaxMaxx

The marvel is Uncle stretches from our perch
To the window--see his feeties? He wanted to be IN said window
For a better view of Rocky the Squirrel munching at a bird feeder-
Alas Perry already struck his claim---the hiss proved it--
Uncle MaxMaxx and Perry IN the same window ain't happenin'
Hence the stretch--Man Cat Monday Marvel--indeed!

Easy Just Like Sunday

My brother Earl Gray

Makes the moment all seem so easy-

Just how it should always be

Especially when that moment is Sunday!

Stretch Up

My Daddy Peyton

As he pulled himself up the chair where Tommy sat

While she Google'd for everything feline-no doubt!

Daddy Peyton proceeded to prop himself on Tommy's shoulder

Then he revved up his motor boat purr and headbonked Tommy's cheek-

Tommy melted (of course!) and as if on cue---

Tommy pulled the bag of Friskies' Party Mix from her desk shelf...

Purrs. Cats. And Humans--sometimes they do get it!

Happy Saturday!

Fine Fone Friday

Perry and friend

Yea, me-Perry-the elder cats-man in this house

But I even know this kinda phone is SO 20th century!

I mean, its not even wireless, cuz the wire goes into the wall.

Where's our iPhone?
And the touch screen so I can read Noir's Tweets
Or be nosey on Tommy's Facebook page and for

Priorities sake: order pizza?

My paws don't work so hot on this antiquey kinda phone-

I dial two number together.

Ain't feelin' none of this, except

It still is FRIDAY and trust me,

Tommy will be schooled on Phone.

Happy Friday everyone!

Tabby Trash Talk 2-- Tommy Talks

Hello everyone!

Noir was nice enough to let me peek at comments left about the blinds. I admit I got a chuckle or two. Because I was pretty positive the blinds wouldn't move an inch. Just like they've not moved since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. And besides, today's episode of Young and Restless beckoned along with a dish of Blue Bell Cookies n Cream Ice cream--until--Noir threw me one of his looks (His "I don't look you in the face look, but you know this is about YOU look). Then Noir proceeded to the blinds, sat beside them and stared at them. Noir stared at those blinds almost like MaxMaxx eyes the food dish. Then Noir raised his left front paw and there in the dust on the blinds, my cat wrote his name. When finished Noir looked at me, then past me as he mosey'd from the room.

The blinds await, with the other trash--curbside.

Cats. It amazes me how they can roll.

--Tommy

Tabby Trash Talk

None of us look at Tommy as she points that camera-again!

Not Brother Earl Gray. who just kinda looks down, Mommy or ME-

But I'm too busy checking out the broken window blinds

Will Tommy get them to curb on trash day?

Which is Friday. And the next trash day after that is Tuesday.

Since the window blinds got layers of dust over them-

What do YOU think?

Wordless Wednesday

My Uncle MaxMaxx

And some serious sniffin'!

Tabby Tuck

ME up against my Brother Earl Gray
In midst of a cat-a-licious snooze fest!
Somethin' to be said bout being close to your
Bestest good friend who happens to be your brother
On a day like today...

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Good things have ways on staying the same-
And I like it like that

That's ME on the left in both photos!

Man Cat Monday

ME

Checking out stuff from behind this curtain

Tommy has that camera EVERYWHERE

A man cat can't get any calm from the photo storm

So this is my "Get A Sorta Half Face Look. Deal With It."

Humans.

Easy Just Like Sunday

Perry lounges close to newspapers with a cat nip sock even closer!

Can't say it gets any better than this--

When it comes to just

Takin' it all easy--- especially on a Sunday!

Enjoy!

To Be Said

ME

It's Saturday

There's lots to be done...

LATER

Would you expect any less?

Feline Friday Flirt

I don't think so, Edie!

Well, Peyton, I do think so

But..but...I

Yes, you are grown Daddy Man Cat

At least you admit that!

Yes, also like you're the biggest kitten-just our boys!

I am NOT like Noir and Earl Gray!

Hush, Peyton. Me doth think you protest too much!

I don't--well...

Tell everyone Happy Friday, Peyton

Happy Friday everyone and, uh, more to the left...!

My parents: Mommy and Daddy Peyton

Tabby Thru You

Me checkin' on Uncle MaxMaxx

Tommy got this toy at a boo-teeq called Wal-mart

Uncle got all inner kitten and went NUTS-

Our floors shook when Uncle ran thru

As he made inside to this new toy

Uncle wanted me to get in with him-

But ya know, with Uncle being all 'big boned'

I didn't think we could both squeeze in there-

So I hit bed behind him to catch a snooze.

You can kinda see ME in the pic below-

Uncle MaxMaxx seems cool with it

Why?
'cause Uncle faces the kitchen where our food bowls are!

Wordless Wednesday

Mommy and her brother aka my Uncle MaxMaxx

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> "The Bookends" aka my Daddy Peyton being used as Perry's pillow

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>Me and my brother aka Earl Gray (with Mommy giving me a faster than lite ear wash!)

All of us being Wordless

All of us being together--

Just like we like it

We're cats. That's how we roll.

Tabby Talk Three

Psst. Perry...PERRY!
Kid, you're buggin' me again.
Hey, my chums in the cat blogosphere wanna know if we got treats Saturday when..
You didn't use all YOUR laser power?
But, Perry, you said LOW!
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And Kid, it doesn't matter. No treats got by us!
Maybe so, but Tommy said we were bootiful baby boys and....
UGH. You fall for all that gooey, ooey drivel, don't cha, Kid?
Well, Tommy said...
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Yea, I know what Tommy said. Kid, you look kinda tired. Snooze time.
OK, Perry. Snooze before The Animal Planet-but Tommy said...
And Tommy said I was her bootiful baby boy!
You say somethin' Perry?
Uh, no Kid. Nothing at all!
Stay tuned...

Man Cat Monday

Me
Just want to take a
Man Cat size snooze-
But this camera is in my face!

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Me
In midst of my
Man Cat size snooze
'Cuz I show I'm not ready for my close up!

Humans.

Easy Just Like Sunday

My Uncle MaxMaxx

Doing what he does best--

Well, outside of eating anyway!

Uncle MaxMaxx takes and makes it all look easy-

As he does on this and every other day

Just like the way it should always be.

Saturday Cat Trek

Psst. Perry...PERRY!

Kid, you're botherin' me! You see me tryin' to snooze.

Yea, yea, I know. But look!

Don't feel like lookin,' Kid. Just tell me what's got your whiskers whistlin'-

Tommy's got a sack of treats. Those good crunchy kind!

WHAT?

Yea, but Tommy's ain't opened em yet. We gotta get em!

Gotcha Kid. For once I'm listenin' to you. Go on.

Maybe if you play with my tail. Tommy will melt 'cause she likes that cute goo and..

Tommy will think I've lost MY mind. She's knows I can't stand you!

Hey, Mommy says you do too stand me. You're up here aren't you?

Had my back to ya, until you started yappin'!

Well, yea, but Mommy said...

Well, Kid, I say, we use our cat-o-listic fabulous mystical magical powers

To land those tasty eat em all up treasure o' treats!

We should, Perry?

Yep, we should, Kid. In the words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Engage low beam lasers!

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Friday For All

It's Friday.

Was gonna get all long winded

On how I'm Noir the Notorious Tabby Tiger

That stalks birds by day and

Then Tommy's Beanie Babies by night...

Alas, I decided I just want to showcase

My best girl: Mommy cuz she puts up alot round here!

She sits with my Daddy Peyton up top

And eyes not as cranky ol' sour puss Perry at bottom-

Hmm.

At least Mommy likes one out of the two tabbies... :)

Right?

Room With a View

Different kind of photo-

See the outline of a cute kitty on the left?

ME!

And if you look real REAL hard-

From the view from one of our windows-

There's mourning doves and a girl cardinal in a little tree!

Tommy says she may enroll in some photo class afterall-

Which means I'll be duckin' and runnin' more than I do now!

Nonetheless, I kinda like the photo-

Noir the Notorious Tabby Tiger stalks his prey

Yes indeed. I'm a cat. That's how I roll.

Wordless Wednesday

Eye to eye-
Mommy and Me...

Take Two Tabby

Uncle MaxMaxx with my Brother Earl Gray.

Hmm.

What could they be chattin' about

Besides how Uncle should get more room

To spread all his wares....

Whatever it is, I don't think Brother much listens-

What do YOU think?

Man Cat Monday

Noir, just what are you doing?

Humans-why can they be so nosey?

I mean, come on Noir. Not one of your best faces!

Why do humans think cats gotta have kute kitten-y faces all the time?

You feel, all right Noir?

Can't a man cat begin to yawn if he needs to?

Well, you look like you're OK...

Of course, I'm OK-Egads! Need a deeper reason, than a yawn, for this face? Well, maybe I didn't like the garage re-do, one of the groups came up with on Next Design Star last night!

Hmm, maybe some treats will help you, Baby Noir. Just in case.

Now, that's what I'm talking bout! And it's Baby Man Cat Noir, to you! Maybe humans will get it-Someday.

Easy Just Like Sunday

Mommy and Not So Cranky Ol Sour Puss Perry

Take it all in stride with one another-

Like they do most days now-

Especially when it's all pretty

Easy just like on this Sunday...

Say What?

Mommy says today is World Cat Day, Noir!

Hmm. Tommy says it's always World Cat Day in our house!

Yea. It kinda is. But Mommy says we gotta realized how blessed we are.

Huh?

See, not every kitty has a house or a Tommy to love and feed them.

Well...

And remember Mommy tells us how they slept outside, under those steps? Before Tommy moved her, Daddy and Uncle in. They were just itty bitty?

I guess so.

If it hadn't been for Tommy-Where would they be? Where would WE would be?

I get it. We're lucky!

Mommy says we're BLESSED. Every kitty, everywhere should have the same as us.

Humans really need to get it, don't they?

Yep alot of em do, but gotta pray for the ones that don't know what a kitty can bring to em.

You got that right. Happy World Cat Day, Brother Earl Gray!

Happy World Cat Day to you too, Big Brother Noir!

HAPPY WORLD CAT DAY TO ALL!

Get By

It's Friday.and nothing better than

To get by with a little help from your friends!

Like my Brother Earl Gray got the right idea

When it comes to taking a snooze fest-

First with a curl up next to Mommy-

Then with another coupla good friends: Bear and Cow

It's Friday and it

Don't get any better than that....

...cuz where cats. That's how we roll.

Tabby Talk Part 1

Dude, what is up with you? You hated me since the start!
Nope, Max I don't hate you. Don't like you much, but don't hate you.
Why? What did I ever do to you?
Hey, Tommy let you in. And you had to be all kitteny cute!
Huh?
Oh, yea. I remember. It was little after Sammy went to Heaven and..
Word tell, he hated YOU!
Sammy did not! Yea, some tension but we' curl at times. I hated he got sick
Perry, we've never curled. You just air swat at me.
Hush, I'm talkin'! From the first second you saw Tommy...
I was all over her! Tommy just seemed so nice and like she loved me right off.
That was the problem...she DID.
And Tommy smelled like vanilla!
Hmm. Is that why you hog the bottom of the ice cream bowl when it's vanilla?
Hee, Hee. Whatever dude. The deal is you are jelly-US! Green ain't your color! .
Nope. Ain't either. Grown man cat-City Tiger of this Jungle, I am and..
Me and my sister and chum Peyton all moved in! Ruined your style!
As I said-
And I say, that blew your fur covered brain. Then my sister had babies!
Grrr. Those four little mice were born. Two of em left, but, ugh- the worst ones stayed!
Those are my nephews, dude-watch your fangs!
Watch the tail,fat boy! You know I'll swat you in hot cat nip second!

Will Perry and MaxMaxx make up?
Will MaxMaxx roll over and crush Perry?
Will they both forget any of this cuz Tommy shakes the bag of treats?
Stay tuned.
Same cat time!
Same cat channel!

Wordless Wednesday

My Daddy Peyton...

Take A Turn Tabby

Hello everyone- Edie here-aka Mommy!
I've read some of your comments and glad y'all seem to like Noir
Even with that notorious tabby tiger business of his!
I will answer a question posed by our neighbors, the Kitty Crew
Because Tommy is too busy chasing dust bunnies all over the house
And Noir would NEVER answer--ahh, man cats! :)
OK, the Kitty Crew asked just who is what to who (or is it whom?)
When it comes to MaxMaxx and Peyton
MaxMaxx is truly my brother and protects me still-just like when Tommy first spotted us
Peyton is Noir and Earl Gray's daddy. Look real hard, and deep in their fur see Peyton's ginger

That's all for now! I've enjoyed being The Cat Who Wrote On A Blog...:)

PURRS!
Edie MomCat

Man Cat Monday

Me with Uncle MaxMaxx

The Nifty Nephew and his Ultimate Uncle

Do our do to bond-just a wee bit more

Food has been chowed

Birds have been watched

And we let Tommy love on us

And now gotta get some all important relaxation so-

Food can be chowed

Birds can be watched

And we let Tommy love on us

For as long we let her

You see, we're man cats

And that's how we roll.

Easy Just Like Sunday

Perry is the head honcho cat round these parts

He comes close to us if he so desires,

While we hafta think bout 20 times

Before we even LOOK Perry's way

But it is better--kinda--sorta
Perry strikes a pose to show

How head honcho cats

Take it easy

Just as it should be-

Like especially on a Sunday

Saturday Sure

Tommy's hands were full with stuff...OUR stuff!

Bag of our fave-o-rite dried food with treats of canned cuisine

As Tommy put OUR stuff on the countertop

And even the backyard birds' food-

Something was missing-

Tommy sighed, looked at me and said:

"Noir, why don't y'all have jobs?"

Why? Our job is to let YOU love us!

With that, Tommy sighed again, tickled my ear and headed to her car-

And then hauled in the thought forgotten item:

Our 40 lb bag of Tidy Cat!

Job well, done my Human!

For Tommy's good work,

I looked right at her during a photo shoot

The flash didn't flash. So Tommy tried to doctor the photo-

Hey, do what ya can-

'cause who knows when another

Saturday will stir me for such a sure thing

I'm a cat. That's how I roll.