July 31, 2010

So....

Bother Earl Gray
It's Saturday....
So be honest
Have your eyes been much more
Open than Brother's?

July 30, 2010

Friday Face

Friday with the Fellas 
Brother Earl Gray watches birds 
And hogs the blankee
Tommy comes with that camera and I give my 
"Yea, I'm nappin', can the camera wait til I wake?" pose.
Humans. Do they ever learn?


July 29, 2010

Tabby Time Tunnel

The last coupla days I posted itty bitty kitty photos
 of  ME and my Brother Earl Gray..
Perry, being his kinda cranky ol' self, was like hissed  cuz
He royal crabbiness was no where to be found....
Well, Tommy has alot of Perry photos too, but
That was before scanning- Ya know, when dinosaurs roamed the earth...
Altho Tommy did find this: 
Perry was about  2 years old. Tommy kinda pouts cuz she
Misses having all those green plant thingys.  Perry never bothered them.
Unlike Uncle and Daddy Peyton when they first moved in. 
The green plant thingys were treats and then the plant pots
Were used as 'bidness boxes'-Tommy caught Daddy Peyton squattin' 
No more plants for Tommy. 

July 27, 2010

Twilight Tabby --AGAIN!--

 AGAIN.  Tommy runs late this morn
Works late this eve
Doesn't leave the PC unLOCKED for ME! 
What DOES Tommy think I'll do...?
Tis Twilight now on a Tuesday yet! .
AGAIN Tommy must learn the err in her ways:
With my  "Back in the Day can't wait til I can crawl fast and ignore you" pose  
Me as a itty bitty almost 3 week old kitty....

July 26, 2010

Man Cat Monday Plus Mommy

Sittin' up here with my bestest girl: MOMMY!
Sharin' the best perch for the Bird and Critter Channel...
Take a look at my face--
Tommy says that's EXACTLY how her face
Looks before she has coffee....have I been insulted? .
Are all humans like that??

July 25, 2010

July 24, 2010

Sieze Saturday

Well, Tommy and her full attention to something else meant
Lack of attention to ME, 
Which caused another missed blog post yesterday-.
I ain't feelin' that-
So I decided if this type of behavior continues
Tommy will get attention like this....
Yea, and do ask the bear how HE feels.....

July 22, 2010

Tuxie at Twilight

Get this. Tommy darts outta here on her daily abandonment of us..
Says I'll just hafta miss a blog post today cuz, well, I'd just have to-
More to the point as I see it:
Tommy gets up late, runs outta here late and thinks of me TOO late!
---humans---
So she gets home and I do a real good stare down and ignore--
And voila!  Thursday's post as the twilight part of the day ebbs on
Then we got my Uncle MaxMaxx ....
Who shines his thoughts of the matter.............!

July 20, 2010

Tuesday has a T for Tuxie

and Temptress Tommy says...
WHAT?!??!!
That's MY Mommy you're talkin about!
No temptress she, right?
...right?....

July 19, 2010

Man Cat Monday With ME!

"Oh, you silly Noir!"  Tommy says when she can't quite figure
Why I do what I do. Like for happenstance
Tommy woke Sunday morning with a pretty pink hi-lighter marker
Next to her, along with couple Beanie Babies
Tommy sighed. I liked showing the prize of my hunt! 
So when Tommy wanted to do a photo opt,
I wasn't feelin' it-I mean, how MANY photos do humans really need?
So I gave Tommy my
"One ear kinda listens while the other really does ignore you" look!
Call me silly--that'll teach her! .

July 18, 2010

Sunday Stance...

My pretty Mommy and Brother Earl Gray
In a stance to show how 
Sunday can so easy made be....

July 16, 2010

Le Vendredi Détend Mon Frère Earl Gray!

I'm being all bi-lingual and all, yet--
Brother Earl Gray doesn't seem to much care... 
Ahh...c'est dommage, n'est pas?

July 15, 2010

Dream a little

Which I think Daddy Peyton does 
As Tommy tickles under his chin
When it's really Daddy Peyton's shift
To keep Tommy company during her school work...
A pretty good thing to
Give thanks
On a Thursday for....

July 13, 2010

Tabby Threat

Do you see what I see?
Once again, Tommy blames the cheapy camera she has
For not taking clear enough pictures.
Whatever.....
Anymew, it's ME checking out finchy and sparrow birdies
Out the only thing that protects them from ME a the
Notorious Tabby Tiger: a closed window--
If those brdies ONLY knew!

July 12, 2010

Monday with a Man Cat

Perry
As he gets his left over Starbucks whipped cream ON-
From Tommy's Cafe Vanilla Frappucino...
Believe me, the Cranky Ol' Cat does NOT share...

July 11, 2010

Easy Lesson For Sunday

See  MY demonstration? Catch MY drift? 




Sundays are for takin'
It just as easy
As you can make it...
Humans oughta take note..
We're cats. We know things.

July 10, 2010

Saturday Snoop

That's what Tommy say I am in this photo--
Hence my fuzzy-ness...
She brings this gi-normous green spider leg lookin plant thing home...
HAD to check it out.  I even bit a leaf--
Tommy wasn't feelin' that and told me quite loud TO STOP
That would be a no...
I am cat. That's how I roll...

July 9, 2010

Friday Which?

Uncle MaxxMaxx and Brother Earl Gray
A Tale of Two Man Cats 
Attention to two different things-
Uncle gives a "look at the birdy" pose for Tommy
While Brother poses for a look at the 'real' birdy instead---
Friday Face indeed.

July 8, 2010

Thursday Thanks

Tommy says she was sure happy to see this sign yesterday--
'cause it meant she was closer to US!
And after all was said and done-
Perry got the real 'sign'
That shows Tommy is home--
Just where she oughta be..

July 7, 2010

Wordless Wednesday

What? Wordless What?  How can I, Kringle,
A 15 year old specimen of a Maine Coon Man Cat,
Be ever so wordless???

You see, This Girl who's been in my house LEAVES today...
Back on the Road to Dallas she says-
Well, Noir, whoever you are-This Girl is on her way back to you..
KEEP HER!

July 6, 2010

Call Me Kringle Part II

This Girl who's been in my house is STILL here
I heard tell to My Girl Deb she may be leaving tomorrow--
I'm glad. This Girl snores.
How does whoever this Noir is--deal with a buzz saw at night?
This Girl continues to pursue a clear photo of me....
I continue to not cooperate.
Why? MY house is
My house and This Girl
Snores.
Noir, come get This Girl...NOW!

July 5, 2010

Man Cat Monday....?

Call me Kringle. I am 15 years old and live in the Hawkeye State aka IOWA! 
And the whole cat blog thing..I dunno. This Girl visiting my house told 
My Girl Deb about it and says I oughta participate in Man Cat Monday-
Huh?
Other Man Cats do this?  Really? 
Anyway, I gave This Girl this treatment: 
Then.....

This Girl found just the right spot
So maybe....just maybe.....
Man Cat Monday is something worth looking into...

July 4, 2010

Call Me Kringle

Yes. Kringle. Me. My girl Deb got me round the
Yuletide in 1995 when I was a baby boy cat.
I liked to sleep in the bathroom sink.
My girl Deb's friend-the same girl-with this camera in my face
Is said to have named me.
Hmm.
So since This Girl named me, I gotta put up with
This camera stuff? Fuzzy photo and all?
And isn't This Girl the same girl who brought a
Snippy, snoopy orange tabby cat to MY house a time or two ago...?
I think I'll just
say HAPPY 4TH OF JULY instead!!!

July 3, 2010

Tommy Talks Today

Hello from the Faraway Land of Iowa! I drove almost 800 miles yesterday--yes, 800!  I do admit, this was the first Iowa trip in a few years I hadn't brought a feline friend with me and felt a little lonely. No meows or cats trying to climb on my shoulder or curled on the floor on the passenger side.
In days gone by, my Siamese Snow Shoe, named Sammy would look out the window and surprise folks with his mesmerizing blue eyes--while Siamese Mix Tabby Brenner would be in the back window. And when Perry was a baby, he curled on my shoulder and gave me ringworm...

So what will it be like with Noir and Company? We'll just have to see if  Uncle MaxMaxx takes over the McDonald's at the fuel/food stop in Belle Plaine, Kansas or if Noir will just stare at people getting gas--thinking he can use his Jedi Mind Trick of Earl Gray just flops in the back seat and snooze or sweet Mommy Girl aka Edie, rides shot gun with me--cuz us single girls have to stick together?

Stay tuned.

I asked Kringle if he wanted to blog. He just stared at me. A work in progress.....

July 2, 2010

Friday Face....MINE!

OK-eventho I'm showin Brother Earl Gray who is boss--
Do you still remember what I look like even with a side pose?
Notorious doesn't always mean facing the camera... :)
 
 I missed YOU! Did you miss ME?
From Monday until last night, we had no TV, phone or INTERNET!
I was as hissed off as Tommy!
After a billing issue was resolved with Verizon-
(humans are so testy about the green, ain't they?)
We still had nada-and that was Monday...
Tommy fussed and said there's gotta be SOEMBODY
To talk to! Everybody said 'they' left for the day....
Well, come to find out the humans
Who work for the gas company dug up our street--and
Our house was first--and when they dug they cut the wire that goes
To all of our stuff..they did that TWICE.
So when that was finally figured out by Verizon
A male human  who Tommy says smelled good-
Came out early evening Thursday....
And HERE were are....well for today anyway...
Tommy is going to the faraway land called Iowa.
She wanted to take me with her---but
The human Tommy's  staying with says
Her 15 year old kitty, a Maine coon named Kringle
Is fighing an infection and finally kinda eating..
Tommy named Kringle--so I told her it's OK if he
Blogs while she's there, as long as Tommy promises
She will be back, which means so will I!!
Missed YOU!
xxxooo