January 31, 2011

Man Cat Before Super Bowl Monday

Hoopla is in full swing for the Big Game.
Tommy wishes traffic and humans would prevent her
From getting to work. Even tho the Big Game is about
15 miles from us--it's the OTHER way from her work.
Anymew, Aaron Rodgers and his Back Up Band
--that's the Green Bay Packers--are staying in our surburb.
Brother Earl Gray kinda takes it all in stride..
A man cat til the end...

January 30, 2011

Half Time Show

While the Super Bowl just a week away-
Dallas Ft Worth metroplex has stepped
On the gas to full force frenzy-
I decided to do this:
After all, tis still Sunday
And still tis 'bout takin' it easy-
So Super Bowl planning humans
Oughta be takin' note--
Cats ain't ever wrong. That's how we roll!.

January 29, 2011

A Sure Thing....

Saturday and US
No better than this..
Unless, of course, Tommy
Hauls in bunches of eatables and catnip treats...
Enjoy Saturday!

January 28, 2011

Feelin' It Friday

Tommy takes pause from doing that little dance
Most humans do on a Friday and gives 
My Daddy Peyton a little
Tickle on his top--
See his claw out?
Yea, Daddy feels it on this Friday..
Do you? 

January 27, 2011

Wed/Thurs Tuxie Twist

Missed Wordless Wednesday post cuz of
Tommy'a nonsence of  --well--why bore you?
Anymew, Tommy got home from work Wednesday
And saw Uncle MaxMaxx all
Wordless with a toy--
So I decided to do double duty-
Show Wednesday happenings
On Thursday cuz, well, we ain't seen the toy since!  
Uncle MaxMaxx remains wordless.... 

January 25, 2011

Tuxie on her Tuffett

Talkin' bout my Mommy I am!
Noticed somethin; bout Mommy and Tommy
--hey, that rhymes!--
When Tommy comes home, Mommy greets her FIRST!
Mommy talks and meows and Tommy
talks back and picks up Mommy.
They keep talkin' and talkin....
Then when Tommy is ready for PC time, 
Mommy hops in this other chair, rests over the arm
And waits--always. 
Must be a girl thing...

January 24, 2011

Oprah and a Man Cat on a Monday

Well, it might as well be midnight by the time
Tommy got home and let me post today--
Hence, my expression:
Claims she had other things on her mind
And just kind forgot. Hmm.
Yea, wait til I get to be one of 
Oprah's Favorite Things and get a trip
To Australia and MY own show on
Oprah's network....
Let's see who forgets what and who THEN! 
 I AM a cat. That's how I roll.

January 23, 2011

Super Bowl Sunday Select

Well, today we find out the two teams who will play in
Super Bowl Gazillion in a couple weeks--
Did I tell you the Big Game will be played about
15 miles from our house??
Anymew,  Mommy and ME have been talkin' over stuff--
As you can see, I can talk with my eyes closed...
It still IS Sunday and I wanna still take it easy!
Mommy is for the Packers. Why? Cuz she thinks
QB Aaron Rodgers is worth purrin' for...girlcats!
ME? I am for the da Bears--cuz they got FUR!
We both think the Steelers will beat the Jets, Jets, Jets
Eventho we'd like the Jets to pull the upset!
Thoughts?
Stay tuned!

January 22, 2011

MY Turn

To take a look out the window
And
See what this Saturday
Has in store.....

January 21, 2011

Together Again

Uncle MaxMaxx
And Friday...
What more really needs to be said? 
Ain't any better than this!
...and my Uncle is a cat. And this is how he does roll.  
Enjoy Friday!

January 20, 2011

Tabby Tuck

It's Thursday
And 'spose to be chilly here in Dallas
I'm thinkin' it must be so...
Cuz my Brother Earl Gray gots 
His face all covered.
Or is it a hint for Tommy
To crank up the heat?
Yea, we got fur...but COME ON! 
Stay tuned.
Oh, and I like Steven Tyler as American Idol judge....so far!

January 18, 2011

Tuesday Three

Uncle MaxMaxx, ME and Mommy!
Tommy stayed home two whole more days-
Lots of the TV has been watched
From bed--on and under quilts--
Tommy says that's helps 'mental days'
The sun shines on this Tuesday,
While squirrels scurry in our back yard
American Idol starts tomorrow-
And Tommy has cleaned out our bid'ness boxes!
Life is good.

January 16, 2011

Big and Small of Easy

Uncle MaxMaxx and Daddy Peyton
Show what's best to do on a
Rain drop and fog filled Dallas morning...
Yea, we got football later on (Da Bears!)
Then Golden Globes tonight and the flip back
And forth to "The Worst Cook in America"
However, in the meantime we got the 
Both the big and small fact--
It's just 'bout taking it easy, 
'specially when that day is Sunday....!

January 14, 2011

Feline Fine...

That's what Tommy says
ME, Brother Earl Gray and Mommy (especially Mommy)
Are on this Friday...

And on this day, as Tommy does that dance
She does every Friday--
I gotta admit Tommy, for once, got it right! 
Fine? Why, of course....we're cats. And that is how we roll!

January 11, 2011

Tabby at Twilight...

That would be ME!
Gotta be honest. Kinda hissed off at Tommy
She closed down the PC when she went to work this morn--
Tommy kept mutterin' something about ME wantin' to buy
A Nook from Barnes and Nobles.
They gotta Nook. I gotta Nook...simpatico!
Tommy ain't feelin' none of that. Alas I had to wait til
Her ppresence made tracks thru dust on the floor again..
And ya know I'm kinda glad I DID wait...
Why?  Cuz I realized Tommy finally told me something
That's REALLY happenin'!
Hence my look of surprise...
See, Tommy said once Dec 21 passed, our days would
Get longer. Didn't see any change, and frankly this tidbit
Came from a  human who thinks A & W Onion Rings oughta be
The 8th Wonder of the World...I digress.
Well, tonight, I saw the day was lighter longer
Not midnight black at 5:45 PM anymore. Made it til bout 6:15
Tommy was right!
Don't tell I said so, then Tommy will astound
ME with her knowledge in naming each capital city in all 50 states! 
She so needs to get out more...Humans!

January 10, 2011

Man Cat Monday Really?

OK. There's ice and cold here in Dallas.
Some schools are closed.
Tommy was sleep flat on her back
And I was curled, snoozin' on her belleh
Well, Tommy decides she MUST get up-
Cuz her work ain't cancelled...Really?
Don't employers realize how important the comfort of a cat is...?
---Humans---

January 9, 2011

Said and Done

Mommy and Brother Earl Gray

Even with Tommy not usin' a flash
Their message comes cross loud and clear
'bout everything being taken so easy
On a rainy now and maybe snowy later Dallas Sunday 
Just all said and done.
.

January 8, 2011

Seek on a Saturday!

The weather humans say it will get colder
Here in Dallas today and rain and maybe a couple
Inches of snow by weekend's end-.
Hmm. I dunno how true the weather humans are,
Cuz last year, they once said we'd get a couple
Inches and we wound up wtih 12! 
So to just be prepared-I'm checkin' out where
The warmest spots may be...
That is in addition to cuttin' off Tommy's circulation...
Enjoy Saturday!!

January 7, 2011

Back in Time

Well, Tommy got all gushy googly-eyed on this Friday.
She mutters how her Baby Boy (that's ME!)
Got all grown up....
Is that why Tommy eats from the Blue Bell Ice Cream
Cookies n Cream pint carton with tears in her baby brown peepers-
And red fuzzy slippers on her feeties?
Or that Blue Bell Ice Cream was on sale somewhere else
And Tommy missed it?
--Humans--
Anymew-with this whole I grew up thing: 

 4 week old ME
or  

Turn 4 years old in June ME!
You be the judge.

January 6, 2011

Tabby Thursday

ME!  Yea, a little fuzzy since I'm .
Movin' kinda fast! Pretty nifty balancing act
If I do say so myself!  (and I do!)
Mommy's not even disturbed--
Proves how quite the graceful tabby tiger
In the midst I am! 

January 5, 2011

January 4, 2011

Tabby At Work

 ME taking inventory of extra postcards
After I decided to give Tommy another chance and
Not fire her. She's kinda redeemed herself and
OK, the Friskies Party Mix DID sorta kinda help....
The postcards are FINALLY being mailed today.
Thank YOU for your patience.
Eventho I gave Tommy another chance
She's still in the litterbox! 

January 3, 2011

Man Cat Monday Miffed

ME!
Why? Cuz I planned for Tommy to mail postcards
On New Year's Eve aka last Friday
She didn't.
Why?  Cuz Tommy forgot one little ingredient...
STAMPS.
When Tommy remembered she didn't have them, post offices were closed
And here in Dallas, they Do NOT sell stamps in machines
Anymore cuz they took the machines OUT!
Heck, I google this stuff, why can't Tommy?
She's getting stamps Monday. The cards are ready to go. 
Tommy may mail them Monday or no later than  Tuesday.
I will fire her.
Why? That's what  C.E.C. aka Chief Executive Cat does-


January 2, 2011

Easy Over With a Dash of Sun

That's Daddy Peyton 
On this chilly Sunday Dallas morn...
With a little help from Tommy
I betcha hear Daddy Peyton's purr, huh?
Not bad. Not bad at all!
Enjoy your Sunday!

January 1, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

It's 1/1/11
And how COOL is that??
Like these cupcakes? I like the look of the icing! 
--and yea, we watch "Cupcake Wars"---
Everybody enjoying this first day of the New Year?
We served it up right. curled in bed 
And cut off Tommy's circulation but  GOOD!
As for Uncle MaxMaxx-
He enters 2011 as he pretty much left 2010: