I purred to my human she just oughta stay home with US!
Tommy said she'd love to, then how could she be getting
Food for US, her and the birds?
Hmm. I kinda saw her point...for US, anyway... See ya when you get home, Tommy!
I'm handsome. Will sit and stare at you, until you play fetch, pet me, and/or give me pizza. Like a comfy lap, plus a window to watch birds as the world goes by.