
Noir the Notorious Texas Tiger
Conquers his prey as any
Ferocious feline on the savanna would!
Once he bores of the jostle with said prey
Noir the Notorious Texas Tiger
Will rip down and shred the $3.98 price tag
That still hangs on a lamp
Tommy got at a boutique called the GoodWill
Humans = L-A-Z-Y
Turns for Noir the Notorious Texas never cease
Enjoy your Saturday!