Why? Cuz I planned for Tommy to mail postcards
On New Year's Eve aka last Friday
She didn't.
Why? Cuz Tommy forgot one little ingredient...
STAMPS.
When Tommy remembered she didn't have them, post offices were closed
And here in Dallas, they Do NOT sell stamps in machines
Anymore cuz they took the machines OUT!
Heck, I google this stuff, why can't Tommy?
She's getting stamps Monday. The cards are ready to go.
Tommy may mail them Monday or no later than Tuesday.
I will fire her.
Why? That's what C.E.C. aka Chief Executive Cat does-
