Thursday Turn

Brother Earl Gray looks up

And wonders if Tommy will ever

Remove the cobwebs that grow in the corner...

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What do YOU think?

Humans.

Thursday Cat Tuff

Ha! I love it when Tommy says

That when I was itty bitty, she can't

Believe she ever tried to find

Me another forever home!

Loves ME: Her Baby Noir!

Sounds mushy like cream of wheat--but I love IT!

Then there comes a time like now-

Where this human oughta KNOW I love

My stuffed moose toy and it's MINE!

Sometimes I bring it to Tommy so we play fetch

Really it's my prey caught on the savanna!

Anyway-Tommy complains I never meow-

Then she tries to pull the prey from my jaws of death-

Growl. Hiss. FANGS!

Ms. Kodak Moment tries to snap away--but this

Ferocious Tuxie Tabby Tiger is TOO fast

And photos aren't as crisp as should be!

Serves Tommy right-

Of course the pout and whine: "Ah, Baby Noir!"

Whatever.

So I kinda pose-not quite all cutesy kitty like Tommy wants.

Hey--she messed with stuff!

Doesn't Tommy get miffed when I drag her

Smelly ol' tennis shoe by the string?

Tommy thinks I'm trying to play with it--

The shoe STINKS so to drag it by the

String is the only way I can get the shoe to the TRASH!

Face the consequences (I Google'd that word) for your deeds!

Humans.

They gottta get with the program!