Uncle MaxMaxx and Tommy's very old phone
Somehow Uncle fit on Tommy's desk
Will all the stuff ON Tommy's desk-I'm amazed
But Uncle couldn't just sit on the desk-
That would be such a big ol' no
Uncle MaxMaxx had to do what comes naturally:
Put something in his mouth!
Don't think this tasted as yummy as goodies in his bowl
Maybe Uncle MaxMaxx tries to tell
Tommy she oughta get a newer phone-
Ya know, one that ushers Tommy into the 21st Century
A phone where Tommy can put pictures of ME on it!
Hey, since she's got the day off
What more is Tommy gonna do?
Heavens knows house cleanin' ain't happening
How can it be when Tommy flops on the couch, a bowl of cereal in hand-
Clicks on the TV and turns to Regis and Kelly?
I woulda at least picked something on HGTV!
Chew it up, Uncle!