That when I was itty bitty, she can't
Believe she ever tried to find
Me another forever home!
Loves ME: Her Baby Noir!
Sounds mushy like cream of wheat--but I love IT!
Then there comes a time like now-
Where this human oughta KNOW I love
My stuffed moose toy and it's MINE!
Sometimes I bring it to Tommy so we play fetch
Really it's my prey caught on the savanna!
Anyway-Tommy complains I never meow-
Then she tries to pull the prey from my jaws of death-
Growl. Hiss. FANGS!
Ms. Kodak Moment tries to snap away--but this
Ferocious Tuxie Tabby Tiger is TOO fast
And photos aren't as crisp as should be!
Serves Tommy right-
Of course the pout and whine: "Ah, Baby Noir!"
So I kinda pose-not quite all cutesy kitty like Tommy wants.
Hey--she messed with stuff!
Doesn't Tommy get miffed when I drag her
Smelly ol' tennis shoe by the string?
Tommy thinks I'm trying to play with it--
The shoe STINKS so to drag it by the
String is the only way I can get the shoe to the TRASH!
Face the consequences (I Google'd that word) for your deeds!
They gottta get with the program!