August 6, 2009

Tabby Talk Part 1


Dude, what is up with you? You hated me since the start!
Nope, Max I don't hate you. Don't like you much, but don't hate you.
Why? What did I ever do to you?
Hey, Tommy let you in. And you had to be all kitteny cute!
Huh?
Oh, yea. I remember. It was little after Sammy went to Heaven and..
Word tell, he hated YOU!
Sammy did not! Yea, some tension but we' curl at times. I hated he got sick
Perry, we've never curled. You just air swat at me.
Hush, I'm talkin'! From the first second you saw Tommy...
I was all over her! Tommy just seemed so nice and like she loved me right off.
That was the problem...she DID.
And Tommy smelled like vanilla!
Hmm. Is that why you hog the bottom of the ice cream bowl when it's vanilla?
Hee, Hee. Whatever dude. The deal is you are jelly-US! Green ain't your color! .
Nope. Ain't either. Grown man cat-City Tiger of this Jungle, I am and..
Me and my sister and chum Peyton all moved in! Ruined your style!
As I said-
And I say, that blew your fur covered brain. Then my sister had babies!
Grrr. Those four little mice were born. Two of em left, but, ugh- the worst ones stayed!
Those are my nephews, dude-watch your fangs!
Watch the tail,fat boy! You know I'll swat you in hot cat nip second!

Will Perry and MaxMaxx make up?
Will MaxMaxx roll over and crush Perry?
Will they both forget any of this cuz Tommy shakes the bag of treats?
Stay tuned.
Same cat time!
Same cat channel!

15 comments:

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Tommy is so good to love both of you! I don't get along with my sister Spooky lots of times.... we give each other evil looks!

The Monkeys said...

There's enough love for both of you in that house! We hope you make up soon!

Noir in Texas said...

Perry and Uncle MaxMaxx try to be THE Man cats of the house....stay tuned!

The Kitty Krew said...

Ooooh, we sense a big rumble in the jungle coming up! Hope it's not a big fight... Try and stay out of the middle, Noir!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

hope they make up

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

The Kool-Kittie-Krew said...

It's nice of Tommy to share her love with you both! We hope you'll get along one of these days...

Reese =^..^= said...

No need to fight!! There's lots of love at that house

Dory and the Mama said...

Oooo, I love animal soaps...I can't wait to see how this turns out!!!

Smileys!
Dory

JB's Big World said...

Uh oh, look out!
--JB

Angel and Kirby said...

WE hope the make up!

The Island Cats said...

Uh oh! Looks like trouble is about to begin!

Noir in Texas said...

I dunno if they'll ever really be buds. Sometimes they sniff noses, then back away. Not yet see Perry give my Uncle a bath like he does my Daddy Peyton....stay tuned!

pughy said...

I hope you get on better soon. There is enough loe to go around..

Hugs GJ xx

Tuck said...

Why can't we all just get along??

Fin said...

Uh Oh, boys stop fighting and snuggle.