August 6, 2009
Tabby Talk Part 1
Dude, what is up with you? You hated me since the start!
Nope, Max I don't hate you. Don't like you much, but don't hate you.
Why? What did I ever do to you?
Hey, Tommy let you in. And you had to be all kitteny cute!
Oh, yea. I remember. It was little after Sammy went to Heaven and..
Word tell, he hated YOU!
Sammy did not! Yea, some tension but we' curl at times. I hated he got sick
Perry, we've never curled. You just air swat at me.
Hush, I'm talkin'! From the first second you saw Tommy...
I was all over her! Tommy just seemed so nice and like she loved me right off.
That was the problem...she DID.
And Tommy smelled like vanilla!
Hmm. Is that why you hog the bottom of the ice cream bowl when it's vanilla?
Hee, Hee. Whatever dude. The deal is you are jelly-US! Green ain't your color! .
Nope. Ain't either. Grown man cat-City Tiger of this Jungle, I am and..
Me and my sister and chum Peyton all moved in! Ruined your style!
As I said-
And I say, that blew your fur covered brain. Then my sister had babies!
Grrr. Those four little mice were born. Two of em left, but, ugh- the worst ones stayed!
Those are my nephews, dude-watch your fangs!
Watch the tail,fat boy! You know I'll swat you in hot cat nip second!
Will Perry and MaxMaxx make up?
Will MaxMaxx roll over and crush Perry?
Will they both forget any of this cuz Tommy shakes the bag of treats?
Same cat time!
Same cat channel!