Which is April 8th to the rest of the world!
Ask Tommy how old she is and somewhere
Around 30 and before a hunnert,
Tommy forgets how to use an abacus.....
Told ya, dinosaurs roamed the Earth then.....
Tommy says somebody named "AARP"
Keeps sending invites to Tommy-
But ignores em, she does--what's up with that?
Heck, having a new chum might get her deals on CAT food!
Anymew, here are photos of Tommy from
Yester-century and pretty much just yesterday
Hmm. Not much change if I ya ask me!
And here you have me....
Just as handsome as I oughta be-
Since Tommy's not going to work today-
Cuz she says her birthday oughta be a National Holiday--
I am dreamin' bout gettin to lick some frosting!