Yesterday I showed all y'all Cranky Perry nibblin' on
My Daddy Peyton's ear...
You guys didn't think Perry was mean at all..drat!..
So today, I'll show him really mean!
Last night, as it was his shift to keep Tommy company
As she toiled with her school work--
Tommy stepped away and I caught Perry taking a look at this.....
See, now Perry prevents Tommy from attaining
Good grades, which will mean more money,
And more toys and more food for US!
Mean Perry is......right?