OK. Tommy bursts thru the door after her daily dose of abandonment of us
With a really happier than happy dance she does on Fridays
Tommy says tweaks, on this play, she supposedly wrote somehwere between
Me cat snoozin' and her sordid affair with Blue Bell Cookies n Cream ice cream
Are going well.
This competiton Tommy enters and selected, her play
Will be read by professional actors.
Now, I've read Tommy's 'masterpiece' and ain't got any cat on any page...
So, really, how good can Tommy's play really be?
Hence, I give Tommy my