Tommy's workin' some late hours, includin' today-
Her usual Friday dance tis real sluggish 'bout now!
Anymew, Tommy wanted a peanutty butter sameech
With some strawberry stuff on it.
Tommy soon realized her sameech wouldn't
Be too tasty good with moldy bread,
Even if the bread was 100 percent whole wheat!
Hmm. I thought Tommy liked the color green....
So Tommy cooks Quaker Oats OATMEAL!
Where was Wendy's? Kentucky Fried Chicken? Taco Bueno?
On the other hand, Brother Earl Gray didn't seem to mind...
I declined the lovely offer of bottom of the oatmeal bowl lickin'--
'specially when I made sure our kitty dry food bowl runneth over!!