Into that writers' conference she volunteers for
And them 20 helpless terra cotta pots she decorated
To be centerpieces, Tommy refused to leave the PC on
So afraid was she I'd be orderin' cat furniture from Overstock.com...
Anymew, much to Tommy's surprise (and mine)
All 20 terra cotta found homes!
And eventho today is the day after the conference
Tommy mutters so how her feeties still hurt....
Of course ME, Mommy and Brother Earl Gray
Show pose as Tommy's strongest support system...
Takin it easy is as easy does.
Tommy oughta be mutterin' that!