Tommy came home with a Mocha Frappe beverage
A king--namely King Burger--or is it Burger is King?
Anymew--when Tommy set it down, I, of course
Had to get a closer look--and nope.
I didn't inspect the insides
Cuz Tommy wouldn't let me eventho that
Whipped cream stared right back at me!
Hence, had to settle for lickin' the outsides
Sure. Yea, it was cool to my tongue
'specially on such a hot Dallas day,
But that whip-oh wow-woulda been
Cooler, sweeter and gobs tastier--
Ya know....like ME!
Humans sometimes do know how to rain on our parade!