OK, I get the feelin' everyone will think
Brother Earl Gray is all cute and stuff-
But let tell you how Brother really is!
He hogs MY Tommy time.
Yep, if Tommy watches TV or reads a book
Brother just parks hisself on Tommy's lap
Or glues hisself to Tommy's leg--
Either way Brother takes MY time and
What's worse, Tommy thinks Brother
Is SO cute doin' this stuff.
Yea. Really. Whatever.