Hey everybody! Haven't been 'round a couple days--
Blame Tommy. Yep. Blame her.
Spendin' too much time, Tommy has, tryin' to
Figure out a hi-falutin' cell phone she got-
Called a "Smartphone".
Really? Do humans really need to be able to do
Power point on their phone? Does a cell phone
Do something impressive--like feed ME?
Anymew, Tommy forces me into a photo op and
Then peeks outside and sees: