Blame Tommy. Yep. Blame her.
Spendin' too much time, Tommy has, tryin' to
Figure out a hi-falutin' cell phone she got-
Called a "Smartphone".
Really? Do humans really need to be able to do
Power point on their phone? Does a cell phone
Do something impressive--like feed ME?
Hmm.
Anymew, Tommy forces me into a photo op and
Then peeks outside and sees:
Seen this blue eyed monster before
I do think he does live next door-
Ol Blue Eyes needs to stay there
...and take Tommy's phone with him....
