Come Dance With ME?

Who watches Dancing With the Stars with their humans?
I am so sercure in my man cat-ness to admit I do!
As I type with one claw,  DWTS Results Show starts
In an hour or so. Judges were hissy to poor Michael Bolton-
Last night, even tho his trip the light fantastic was
More like a thud, part of me wishes Michael's fans save him--
Yet, in my Terrific Texas Tabbby's opinion:Michael's gotta go... 
...and maybe Brooke Burke can drive him...

Until DWTS comes on, I will strike my
"I do opinions worth more than a 40lb bag of Tidy Cat" pose....
Afterall, I'm a cat. And that's how I roll.