ManCat on Monday with Mommy

OK, tis almost Monday TV time and
Me and Mommy are kinda not agreeing:

See, I am all over Dancing With the Stars cuz
of all that fringe and scarves to chase and attack--
While Mommy says she'll watch a little of DWTS
But then we gotta turn to "Sleepy Hollow"-
Really? There is no cat. Some headless humans
And a guy who has been asleep for 200 years..
Hmm.
Stay tuned.

Tabby TV

Brother Earl Gray

Is not too much for photo shoots

(hence, see Brother's excitement)

However, nobody messes with

Tabby when it comes to 

Makin' sure TV is set for the

Dancing With the Stars-the Results Show! 

(Brother says he'd be in Heaven playin' with all that fringe! )

Cool on Caturday...

Gotta tell y'all, 
The morning time was cooler
And Tommy propped open the windows
Before she darted off to her class--
Then as the day went on-
Got a bit warmer, only to the 80's-
Nice. Comfortable, but 
Mommy...

Even tho she watched Bird TV thru
An open window--Mommy propped
On the warm magic TV box for a spell
Hmm. Maybe Mommy thinks that
Dancing With the Stars will start sooner due
To her extra touch?
Stay tuned. 

Twinkle at Twilight

Dreary, damp and cold Tuesday in Dallas--
Far from  80 plus degrees this past Saturday-
Tommy gets home with hair blown this way and that-
Good thing Tommy didn't wear any of her 
Fake Hair today ---cuz it woulda blown off her head!
Now THAT woulda been funny...I digress
Anymew, as Tommy settles into her jammees
And some school work before
Dancing With The Stars (that DJ or model has to go!)
We caught a little Bird TV

Uncle MaxMaxx, Mommy and ME-

There was a woodpecker peckin' on a suet block
That has our eye...
And Tommy says, even tho Dallas is dreary, damp and cold
Today we brought a twinkle to her eye!
Well, of course. We're cats. That's how we roll.

Tuesday Tabby Twilight

WOW! It's gettin' darker earlier, huh? It's almost time for
Dancing With the Stars--I think Rick Fox  goes
Eventho Bristol has overstayed her welcome-.
Tommy stayed home with us today. Something about a
'Mental Health' thing. Hmm. Guess only humans
Know about it.  Anymew, it rained all day here in Dallas-
Bet it was God's way of showing the Texas Rangers
Didn't win the World Series.
So I did this pretty much all day--

Well, after Tommy and us finally got out of bed that is-

The window was open some, so I got to listen to
The rhythm of the fallin' rain..
Catchy little phrase, huh?

Come Dance With ME?

Who watches Dancing With the Stars with their humans?
I am so sercure in my man cat-ness to admit I do!
As I type with one claw,  DWTS Results Show starts
In an hour or so. Judges were hissy to poor Michael Bolton-
Last night, even tho his trip the light fantastic was
More like a thud, part of me wishes Michael's fans save him--
Yet, in my Terrific Texas Tabbby's opinion:Michael's gotta go... 
...and maybe Brooke Burke can drive him...

Until DWTS comes on, I will strike my
"I do opinions worth more than a 40lb bag of Tidy Cat" pose....
Afterall, I'm a cat. And that's how I roll.

Tardy Tuesday

Tommy purposely said I couldNOT blog til

Her Humaness got home tonight and now it's 6:30 PM!

Heck, it's almost time to DVR Dancing With the Stars

And watch American Idol Live (I like Crystal Bowersox)

Tommy said it was cuz it was to be such a pretty Dallas Day

Outdoor shots were her desire so I had to wait-

---WAIT and OUTDOORS??--humans!

Anymew, tonight I did inch out the open door, then Tommy SHUT IT!

OK, I hung for a few-well, seconds, then I realized

Gotta be sure DVR was set...yea, DVR set.. so I HAD to go in-

Hence my pose.................!

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So after ALL that drama, here's my Sweet Mommy

Who really likes being Queen of the Wilderness...

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PS. Got 8 minutes and the DVR is SET! :)

Crab Cake....

No-Tommy didn't bring us any crab to munch unless
You count her crabby mood. Says tired from being
Up past her bedtime of 6:30Pm last night to finish her a school paper.
Tommy's bedtime is later than 6:30--but she was up after-
So since Ms. College Student was so exhausted when
She departed for work--she made ME crabby--
Cuz she locked the PC so I couldn't blog--
Hence, my OWN crabby look...



Tommy's trying to talk ME into starting my OWN Store--
Called Noir's Nook--says she has product ideas--
Wants to be vendor at a cat show...
Didn't leave PC on for me, what to do at a cat show?
Humans!
With Tommy's Tuesday crabbiness runneth over-
If I were a live crab I'd pinch her...
Tommy's lucky Dancing With the Stars and American Idol are tonight!
Pinch Tommy I would...

And the Result

Noir, why that picture of me for yesterday for Wordless Wednesday?

Huh? What 's a matter?

I was ready to sleep until Tommy got right in my face. SLEEPING!

So what?

Noir, I was sleep! Why not have a picture of me with my eyes OPEN?

Hey, you got comments that you were --uh--OK lookin.

I thought I read 'handsome'!

Yea, right, whatever. What's the problem?

Got two problems.

Like?

Well, I kinda liked Macy Gray and she got booted of Dancing With the Stars. And then I just wanted everybody to see me awake. I can do more than just sleep, ya know!

First, Macy Gray needed to go. Don't think her heart was in it. And yes, Brother, you can do more than sleep...I think.

Hmm. And Noir, why did you tell me we gotta sit in front of Tommy's picture?

When Tommy sees us, she'll melt. They she'll say something silly like calling us her Purr Stars. If we endure that foolishness Tommy will handfeed us treats, and....

Is that how it works, Noir?

Brother Earl Gray, we're cats. That's how we roll.