ManCat Monday

Daddy Peyton

Takes on Monday 

In his own special way.

The chair is a wicker one

Tommy bought at a boo-teek 

Call The GoodWill.  

At the time, Tommy wanted a whole

Set of wicker until some of us

Uncle MaxMaxx 'specially decided the chair legs  

Were the BEST scratchin' post in the whole wide world...

So went Tommy's dream of a HGTV wicker wonderland--

In the meanwhile, Tommy kept the chair for

So we kitties could do with what we may....

Hence, Daddy Peyton's Monday Moment! 

Can Ya Hear Me Now?

Uncle MaxMaxx and Tommy's very old phone

Somehow Uncle fit on Tommy's desk

Will all the stuff ON Tommy's desk-I'm amazed

But Uncle couldn't just sit on the desk-

That would be such a big ol' no

Uncle MaxMaxx had to do what comes naturally:

Put something in his mouth!

Don't think this tasted as yummy as goodies in his bowl

Maybe Uncle MaxMaxx tries to tell

Tommy she oughta get a newer phone-

Ya know, one that ushers Tommy into the 21st Century

A phone where Tommy can put pictures of ME on it!

Hey, since she's got the day off

What more is Tommy gonna do?

Heavens knows house cleanin' ain't happening

How can it be when Tommy flops on the couch, a bowl of cereal in hand-

Clicks on the TV and turns to Regis and Kelly?

I woulda at least picked something on HGTV!

Humans.

Chew it up, Uncle!