Wordless on a Wednesday

My Uncle MaxMaxx

Wordless as Tommy still

Fiddles with that hi-falutin' fone...

Saturday Strange (r)

Hey everybody!  Haven't been 'round a couple days--
Blame Tommy.  Yep.  Blame her.
Spendin' too much time, Tommy has, tryin' to
Figure out a hi-falutin' cell phone she got-
Called a "Smartphone".
Really? Do humans really need to be able to do
Power point on their phone?  Does a cell phone 
Do something impressive--like feed ME?
Hmm.
Anymew, Tommy forces me into a photo op and
Then peeks outside and sees:

Seen this blue eyed monster before

I do think he does live next door-

Ol Blue Eyes needs to stay there

...and take Tommy's phone with him....

Can Ya Hear Me Now?

Uncle MaxMaxx and Tommy's very old phone

Somehow Uncle fit on Tommy's desk

Will all the stuff ON Tommy's desk-I'm amazed

But Uncle couldn't just sit on the desk-

That would be such a big ol' no

Uncle MaxMaxx had to do what comes naturally:

Put something in his mouth!

Don't think this tasted as yummy as goodies in his bowl

Maybe Uncle MaxMaxx tries to tell

Tommy she oughta get a newer phone-

Ya know, one that ushers Tommy into the 21st Century

A phone where Tommy can put pictures of ME on it!

Hey, since she's got the day off

What more is Tommy gonna do?

Heavens knows house cleanin' ain't happening

How can it be when Tommy flops on the couch, a bowl of cereal in hand-

Clicks on the TV and turns to Regis and Kelly?

I woulda at least picked something on HGTV!

Humans.

Chew it up, Uncle!