Showing posts with label fat cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat cats. Show all posts

March 7, 2011

Handsome Man Cat on a Monday

Uncle MaxMaxx

I gotta say, my Uncle does look quite stately, huh?
Tommy didn't use a flash-
Me thinks she was so shocked Uncle MaxMaxx
Wasn't at the food bowl or had his eyes shut...

July 9, 2010

Friday Which?

Uncle MaxxMaxx and Brother Earl Gray
A Tale of Two Man Cats 
Attention to two different things-
Uncle gives a "look at the birdy" pose for Tommy
While Brother poses for a look at the 'real' birdy instead---
Friday Face indeed.

June 1, 2010

Bird Bright

Me and Uncle MaxMaxx
Doin' the Bird Channel in HD
Tommy's got a yuck camera
So can you even see the Bird that is Blue?

Tommy snapped this just a few minutes ago,
As she readies to abandon us for the day...
However, if we get The View like this all day....
Then Tommy who....?

May 1, 2010

May Day Saturday Set

Tommy's tellin me how when she was a kitten little treats
In these little baskets she'd make with her Mommy-
Were taken to school for classmates and even other humans
That were at home. She'd leave em on door steps and such.
I really like the TREAT part--so where's MINE?
Anymew, Brother Earl Gray, Mommy and Uncle MaxMaxx

Being so set in their Saturday routine
Oblivious (I googled that word) of treats we should get for May Day!
When they wake up we'll stage a revolt until we get our OWN May Day baskets.......

February 25, 2010

Tuxie Turn About

Back on Monday, I posted photos of my Brother Earl Gray hornin' 
In on Uncle MaxMaxx's try of to get comfy cozy in a chair moment-
Needless to say Uncle did NOT feel it! So LOOKee what we have here:







Uncle MaxMaxx kinda fuzzy cuz he plopped up (or 'on'?) Brother and decided to bathe-
Brother gasped for air and uttered: "Wide Load!"
Uncle cared not as just kept on with his bath...
So, I guess Brother Earl Gray decided to render unconciousness or
Face fat fact, Uncle MaxMaxx ain't movin'!











Tuxie turn about is fair play, right? Maybe so....

January 19, 2010

Don't Get Any Better

Gorgeous Dallas Day. 70 degrees. Windows open and Tommy's home!
Took a 'floating holiday' today. Dunno what it is, yet it's all good! 
Even tho Tommy says something is 'in the air' and makes her sneeze--
No matter, Tommy still smiles and we got to sleep in good and long!
Nice, nice, and more nice and for their part- 
Uncle MaxMaxx and Brother Earl Gray perch in an open window
And take in an early feel of Spring! erched in one of the open windows!
















Yep, don't get any better than this!!

January 17, 2010

Easy Just Like Sunday

That's the back of MY head
As I watch my Uncle MaxMaxx
Indulge in his own special way
On how he takes it so easy
On Sundays...















Uncle MaxMaxx is my ideal...

September 27, 2009

Easy Just Like Sunday


Uncle MaxMaxx strikes such a regal
Pose on this day, as he surveys his kingdom-.
Once Uncle tires of said survey he
Rambles to another chamber-

Where then my Uncle MaxMaxx takes my

Lead from yesterday-
And shows us how
To just take it chill-laxin' easy
In any part of the kingdom-
Especially when it's Sunday-
Priorities.





July 28, 2009

So Smile


Uncle MaxMaxx-
Just something bout him makes Tommy smile
Like when Uncle doesn't jump just right to make the window
Or when the walls shake as Uncle rumbles through the house
Or when Uncle rubs against Tommy's legs and slides to the floor--head first
And then there's that whole belly thing going on...

Tommy says Uncle MaxMaxx is her 'Big Boy'
And the Human gets it right---for once! .
Uncle MaxMaxx-manliest of tuxie tabby man cats!

July 2, 2009

Tuxedo Tabby Cat Thursday


Just like these photos
Uncle MaxMaxx just has this kinda
Air about him-All ManCat and so 'big boned'
Yet just has something about him
Tommy says (and Uncle concurs)
How he took to Tommy first
As a itty bitty kitty he loved
On Tommy while Daddy Peyton and Mommy watched
He meowed and wanted Tommy to hold him
Uncle still does that but
Now Tommy needs a forklift to lift Uncle
But never complains
Just smiles and says there's just something
about my Uncle MaxMaxx
Yes, there is!



June 19, 2009

Feline Friday Box Step


As Tommy took pause from that dance she does every Friday,
She announced it's International Box Day-
So we must pose with a box.
OK, look--I do not perform on demand.
Tommy got ticked: Oh Baby Noir!
She pouted and looked pitiful,
Tommy tried to entice Me and Uncle MaxMaxx with
This piece of cloth once attached to a since long gone toy
We played along so and
This is the best Tommy's gonna get-
Happy International Box Day
And HAPPY WEEKEND!
Brawn and Boxes-this is how we roll!

June 9, 2009

Can Ya Hear Me Now?


Uncle MaxMaxx and Tommy's very old phone
Somehow Uncle fit on Tommy's desk
Will all the stuff ON Tommy's desk-I'm amazed
But Uncle couldn't just sit on the desk-
That would be such a big ol' no
Uncle MaxMaxx had to do what comes naturally:
Put something in his mouth!
Don't think this tasted as yummy as goodies in his bowl
Maybe Uncle MaxMaxx tries to tell
Tommy she oughta get a newer phone-
Ya know, one that ushers Tommy into the 21st Century
A phone where Tommy can put pictures of ME on it!
Hey, since she's got the day off
What more is Tommy gonna do?
Heavens knows house cleanin' ain't happening
How can it be when Tommy flops on the couch, a bowl of cereal in hand-
Clicks on the TV and turns to Regis and Kelly?
I woulda at least picked something on HGTV!
Humans.
Chew it up, Uncle!

June 7, 2009

Easy Just Like Sunday


Brother Earl Gray and Uncle MaxMaxx
Not sure if Brother is being all cured up to Uncle
Or if Brother just doesn't wanna hear Uncle snore?
Any way, two of my favorite mancats make it
Look all easy as they take a well earned snooze
Pretty much as they do every day-
Just like on this Sunday

June 2, 2009

Open Wide


Uncle MaxMaxx struck a pose
And Tommy tried to get Uncle MaxMaxx
In all his mancat glory-
Propped up against a wall
With furry 'big boned' tummy ready for a rub
Then Uncle MaxMaxx yawns
That's what's we're use to-
With mouth open and ready for treats
Uncle MaxMaxx moved just alittle too fast
>shock!<
And Tommy didn't get the photo as clear
But ya know, Tommy still captured
The essence of what is my Uncle MaxMaxx
He's one in a million
.
I love him

April 16, 2009

Tummy Thursday


Uncle MaxMaxx shows off
his furry tummy
My uncle still says he's 'big boned'
While I say the diet Tommy put him on
has made Uncle MaxMaxx a
a smaller big boned boy
Uncle MaxMaxx runs and plays more than I've
ever seen him
Plus, our house doesn't shake as much
when Uncle MaxMaxx jumps
down from a window.





I love my Uncle MaxMaxx-he's Major ManCat

February 15, 2009

Sunday Share II


Tommy snapped this picture.
I like it.
Earl Gray, Uncle MaxxMaxx, Mommy and Me.
Daddy Peyton in a window. Cranky Ol Sour Puss Perry---well, I don't care where he was.
Probably drawing a circle around Tommy's chair. To mark his territory.
Whatever, dude.









February 9, 2009

ManCat Monday Max


I see some other cats have ManCat Monday so instead of ME, I thought I would show off one of my favorite ManCats: my Uncle MaxMaxx. I say he's fat. He says he's just big boned. Uncle MaxMaxx likes to climb around Tommy's back when she sits at the PC. She laughs and says "Oh, Big Boy!" Uncle MaxMaxx meows then. Against Tommy's legs, MaxMaxx puts ALL his 'big boned weight there and she nearly falls over. A forklift, Tommy says, is needed to pick him up. When Uncle MaxMaxx is stretched on the bed, belly up and snores galore, Tommy says she says he's so cute and how much she loves my Uncle.

Hmm. I bet not as much as ME!





Don't tell Uncle MaxMaxx